Cases - Tales of the Parodyverse

Post By AJA Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 12:28:57 pm EST	Subject Cases

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The Office of Arnold James Flying Hippopotamus Armbruster, Private Eye. In some odd twist of fate: after have a conversation with his Assistant/Secertary/Friend, Snookie & not doing any sort of advertising, he now has two cases pending his action.

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After all the hub bub caused by the rescent activity in the office, Snookie sits down to have a conversation with her employer.

"So, what are you going to do?"

"I'm not sure. I don't, normally, have anything to do."

"Yeah, I know. So, are you going to go Good or Bad?"

"Not sure, since both of the case present me with some holes."

"Like what?"

"With the Zemo case: I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing except following an unlive Baron around. But I do know what I'm, sort of, being paid. With the Shoggoth case: I know what I'm doing: I'm suing the pants off some dead writer's essate for defimation of character. But I don't know what I'm being paid."

"I think It said It wouldn't kill you."

"That's nice, but what about monatary reinbursement?"

"I'm sure It has lots of money, It's been around for awhile."

"Yeah."

"Changing topics, slightly: Did you get Zemo to give you use of her Zeppelin?" Snookie asked.

"No, sadly. In talking with Miss Rezilyant she said that..." Arnie stopped talking & start flipping through his notes, found what he wanted & then read "The Baroness does not let people of my nature on her Zeppelin."

"Why does that sound vaugely sexual?" Sbnookie mused out loud.

"I'm not sure, but that is what Miss Rezilyant told me."

"So, I guess it comes down to what movie you prefer: The Blob or Weekend at Bernie's?"

"Yeah."

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TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Some stuff you may want to read to understand some of the stuff here:

I wrote a story called Cilent Search which asked for possible Cilents' from Mr. Armbruster. I got back two stories, one Untitled Story from Baroness Elizabeth Zemo & another story from The Manga Shaggoth entitled: In Vino.

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Follow-Ups:

* Go with Zemo. So to speak. (no text) - Josh Clement did, after all - Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 08:33:44 am EST
* Go with Zemo. Who wouldn't want to work for the BBW version of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS? :) (no text) - CrazySugarFreakBoy! - Sun Feb 12, 2006 at 07:55:31 pm EST
- * Huh? Who's that? - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:22:27 am EST
* Certainly a professional of Mr. Armbruster's standing can handle mutliple cases simultaneously (no text) - Hatman - Sat Feb 11, 2006 at 10:47:31 am EST
- * You hold his standing in high regard, possible to high. - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:24:03 am EST
* I'm pretty sure he's worked his way through a few cases of Scotch by now. (no text) - Visionary, looking forward to both cases. - Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 07:58:55 pm EST
- * I knew it! I knew if I used the word "Cases" someone would bring up drinking. - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:25:41 am EST
* It's no use. Sooner or later you'll have to commit to a plotline! (no text) - HH - Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:44:36 pm EST
- * I've commited to plotline before, just not in this fashion. - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:27:12 am EST
* So...why can't he take on both cases? (no text) - Al B. Harper - Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 06:35:38 pm EST
- * I don't know. Arnie's cold, cold mistress (drinking) may prevent him from doing anything. - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:29:13 am EST
* He's a popular gent. (no text) - ag - Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 05:39:58 pm EST
- * Sure. I guess. - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:29:55 am EST
* Wait for hours, then two come along at once... [Spoilers] - Manga Shoggoth - Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 04:12:41 pm EST
- * Isn't that always the case? [Spoilers] - AJA - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 11:35:50 am EST
  - * (sigh...) [Spoilers] - Manga Shoggoth - Mon Feb 13, 2006 at 03:41:10 pm EST